Things you hear while on Cafeteria Duty

There's a freshman girl and guy talking in the back corner of the cafeteria right now. I'm currently on after-school cafeteria duty.

These freshmen honestly have no idea how loud they are.

"Like really, I probably have only date one guy who has been relatively close to me age. Like ya' know, I only like to date guys who have gone through puberty."

This is ridiculously awkward, and somewhat funny. Mostly because they have no idea that everyone (there are probably only 15 people here right now) can hear their whole conversation. A few students have already turned to look at me with awkward faces to see if I also heard the same conversation. I did.